The Lost King James Copy of the Britannica Encyclopedia and Stuff

Tourists- the most common type of vermin found during Summer, these pests gather in groups in their nests called "tourist spots". Armed with flashing handheld weapons known as Canon Powershots, these highly advanced warheads also known as "cameras" can fire 21.1 mega pixels of highly unstable plasma particles. When fired at with these weapons, a smaller convertible copy of you is projected in the weapon's "display system", in a larger range of  "size", the wielder of this infernal weapon can reprogram the system to "record" lifelike animate copies. When these copies are converted by their brains as "funny", they copy the animate "record" to "YouTube", a vast collection of moving exact replicas of their species. But that's not all, when these animations also known as "videos" become infected with virus due to overexposure to millions of eyes, they become "viral". These "videos" are sometimes projected in electronic polymer based boxes called "television" or in short "T.V.". In the past few years observing these savage species, they keep fascinating me, for example: They open tin cylindrical food canisters with a metal contraption called "can opener", yet in our place, we just heat it up in a few hundred degrees in our "microwave", ( I inserted a link in the word "microwave" just in case my grammar is far too advanced for you, the viewer to understand ) it makes a defeaning 3000 decibel explosion and when you take a look at the place, you now have food for a week. Another surprising action made by these creatures is from a younger group. They tell "Your Momma jokes" to each other, after a certain individual's "joke", the opposing group chants: Whoooooooo!!!. This is an evidence that they are far less primitive than I have imagined. It seems that their brains has a capacity to say a word as long as 3 seconds ( I also put a link in the word "second" in case you also do not know what it means ). So far so good
I think ( Yes, you just read it, I can think unlike you ) this is all for today
Farewell (you know what I mean ) for now...